#14th-cooper-conf

<@1377881534131863563> Can you speak here now?

Yes

And HELLO

https://tenor.com/view/sugar-spice-sugar-and-spice-rupauls-drag-race-drag-race15-gif-27366367

Oh my god this is going to be hell

But not for me!!

I am about to make this one stressful season for everyone else around me!!

I see that fio took me away from all my existing connections

Except for one…

who’s the one

Jakey!

:/

interesting ! i did not purposely try to strip you of all connections btw sorry

i make my tribes for entertainment value 😍

So you thought it'd be entertaining by making me suffer

This is me This season.

I'm going to lie about the smallest details about my life

Just for shits and giggles

(No I wasn't lying about my mom being dead)

(I wouldn't do THAT)

Well I did that once when I was 8 then she did actually die

So

Well fuck

<@586877333248540676> do you require trust rankings here

Bc I'm lowkey hesitant to rank these people

would be cool but not required

Okay

I'll give intensive thoughts tomorrow evening after my media interview

I may or may not be ranking them too

_EPISODE 1 CONFESSIONAL QUESTIONS_
_<@&1414008636451197038>_
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> Hey everyone! Fiovivor bot here with some confessional questions. Please answer them or I will be so sad!
--> #1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
--> #2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
--> #3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
--> #4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
--> #5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3

Why is this reheating the kongvivor nachos

CRAZY

#1.) Introduce or re-introduce yourself to the audience! Who are you and why are you here? Why and how will YOU come out on top as the Sole Fiovivor?
> Hey y'all. I'm Cooper! I am the slaysian diva of LA, known for my opulence! I'm here because Fio is a chaotic person to play orgs with, and I thought they'd be a chaotic fun host. I'm very into Survivor orgs, and I bring the mess oftentimes! You will never see me do the easy thing. I will be delusional, nonsensical, and a little bit wacky! I will be your sole survivor because I nobody will understand my game until I reach the end, and I always pretend that everything went wrong, even if everything went exactly as I planned! I'm very good at downplaying my threat level, by overplaying my presence! Watch out Kongvivor doop I mean Gayville I mean Fiovivor! I'm your winner!

https://tenor.com/view/joella-flop-joella-flop-joella-drop-joella-deathdrop-gif-4446742866024592396

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#2.) How was your first day on the Fiovivor beaches? Who from the Marooning or early tribe interactions left a strong impression on you?
> I'm very sad because azz and I aren't on the same tribe. I really liked their vibe, and hope they make it through the game with relative ease! <a:Heartss:608055646511955984> I really enjoy speaking with Drew, Dachi, and Jessica. I don't get strong vibes from Woofley, Jakey, or Nicholas. I think this tribe should be pretty easy and simple to navigate on paper, but because I'm here, it'll be much harder for everyone.

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#3.) Let's talk about the twist. What Pokémon, or abilities, are you hoping/expecting to appear? When do you think is the right time to throw your Pokéball?
> There is no wrong time to throw your Pokeball (except this round). All of the powers this round are BUTT BOOTY ASS, except for the fire one which is okay. I hope I see lucario 🙂

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#4.) How do we feel about the tribe as a whole so far? Gun to your head, if you had to pick someone to ride it out with and someone to vote out first, what's your choice?
> Well first of all, gun to my head? That's kinda hot.

> But seriously, I'd ride it out with drew, and take Nicholas out.

> The tribe as a whole is pretty fun, if not a little on the boring side. I'm sure these are great players, but like... really?

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#5.) If you had $1,000,000, what would you do with it? :3
> Call in a hit on everyone who does better than me in this challenge.

this is some beautiful organization for your confessional questions

i am impressed

Oh my chronically online… these ppl r too good at comps

Message count updates <:BitchAssSkull:1354220705557778495>

Dachi 115
Derek V 121
Jakey 66
Drew 311
Jessica 193
Nub 240
Lily 31
Nicholas 17
Ore 120
Woofley 65

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Christ I need to socialize more

<@586877333248540676> am I allowed to mention who I'm not voting for in final words <:SMILE:898617900636700693>

People on my shit list
Jakey
Drew
Nub
Derek V
Dachi
Ore

guys

we have to vote someone out

someone do something

does he know

I really hope we have a swap soon.

This tribe is lovely, yet boring.

If I wanted snoozeville, I'd have taken a nap

# Trust rankings [ <:pokeball:1401374436459806783> ]
> Please note that these are subject to change, and that these are initial impressions.

<a:greenfire:853272685441056779> POSITIVES <a:greenfire:853272685441056779>

1st - Drew <:steamhappy:1225633454230736996>
> I have gotten incredible vibes from Drew! I don't particularly mind that he seems to be a social threat, nor that he seems to be in good with others in general.

2nd - Jessica <:happy:1380377252885430315>
> I have had fun conversations with Jessica, and really thoroughly enjoyed being in the same space with them.

3rd - Nub 🫶
> I think that Nub is a fun person, and that I can work with them moving forward.

4th - Jakey <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> I really think we have similar interests and will have no difficulty speaking moving forward, even outside of strategy.

<a:fireorange:1076926197780459520> NEUTRALS <a:fireorange:1076926197780459520>

5th - Ore 😐
> I don't really seem to know them very well. They're not that talkative, to be honest. Five nights at freddys, I guess??

6th - Dachi 🎎
> I don't know what it is, but I have an off vibe from Dachi. I don't think they'll be someone I can get along with moving forward. I'm onto you...

7th - Derek V 😸
> When making this list, I literally FORGOT about Derek V. That should tell you everything.

<a:FlamesPurple:1373395339284844658> NEGATIVES <a:FlamesPurple:1373395339284844658>

8th - Woofley 🐺
> This player honestly seems to be on my nerves already. I don't really think that Woofley is mature enough to have a conversation with a 10 year old. Hai :3 :> :p

9th - Nicholas 🦗
> 🦗

David noooo 😭😭😭

that wasn’t supposed to happen

Okay I'm considering Sturdy.

but like

with my one advantage!?

Maybe not...

Sturdy is straight up an idol sort of.

But like not really

Which is kind of crazy

Do I want this!?

I think I do

But do I need it!?

No

Ugh

Advantage meta in a twist-heavy season is gonna suck balls

I know like 5 people chose this pokemon

😭

> Not necessarily because an idol will grant you full immunity. This advantage is basically just saying hey, buddy
> You got one more chance make it count
-# 5.298 (11.020)

like a last stand if u will

This is really giving kong to me

Like ik i keep talking about it

But the challenges, format of this season, twists, etc. give that vibe

The cast feels like a kongvivor cast

I feel like i'm playing kongvivor

is that crazy

<@477615639754833920>

nvm <@374099594016980997> just came online

LOL

what.

who is this bro 😭😭😭

<:whattt:1389013601087520768>

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In all honesty

Taking this offer wouldn’t be too terrible

how about that

how we feelin now

I’m feeling good

I convinced faith to do this

Okay so I'm waiting for some game to start

I do worry I've put a spotlight on myself with this Faith nonsense

I also need to bring faith with me to ftc in this other org i'm in bc i whoop her ass in ftc 😭

I have to win immunity so I can play my idol on her LMAO

This org has never made me go to tribal

So I'm using this cf to talk about the other org i'm in

😭

<@477615639754833920> isnt that productive

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<@&1432077647277461658>

- How're you feeling about your new tribe? W or L tribe?
- Out of your two tribemates, what reads on them do you have?
- If you had to go to Tribal RIGHT NOW, what's your plan?

Um so this tribe is actually going to fuck me over

😭😭😭

Oh my god!?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

thank u <3

Ofc!!

This tribe is a prison.

If I get voted out because of this FUCK ASS TRIBE I'm going to crash the fuck out

I am so upset about this

😭

Y'all should've made it so the 6th place tribe went to tribal by themself and had the f18 tribal and the 5th and 4th place tribe went to tribal for the f17

That'd have been even more evil

But i digress

This tribe is yucky

I think I actually dislike both of my tribe mates

Trust rankings are actually just

-1) wyatt
-2) khana

They don't deserve a positive ranking

I’m going to fucking tribal council

How do I survive this tribal council

Like I straight up think I'm in a bit of a pickle

I'm trying to make Fuggles know he's safe so he's more likely to throw out a name first

And being in constant discussion with him so that it's not me

FUUUUUCK.

I think personally, I'm a big big fan of the idea of voting Nicholas out

I think it's been a long time coming

Nicholas was 9th/9 in the original trust rankings

My ranking for this tribal is as follows:

POSITIVES <a:greenheart:1247330576269185127>

1st - Fuggles 😸
> I actually really like Fuggles!! I want to put this branch out, especially moving forward if the tribes continue like this! Fuggles and I could have a short-lived very tight connection. Eventually, I forsee us turning on each other, but for now, we are keeping each other close (at least, I hope that's the case)

2nd - Dachi 🫶
> That's twin, I'm very sad that I have to keep them safe, because I shouldn't be having to come to their aid, and in addition, I might lose trust with them for taking Nicholas out this round.

NEUTRALS <a:yellowflower:979808417403248711>

3rd - Khana <:catokay:983839847997390858>
> I don't have too good a read on Khana, and I don't really forsee myself needing one. They don't appear to be a particularly good player, and I don't envision them making it far. Sucks, though.

4th - Wyatt <:PP_QuestionMark:1356131117115375648>
> Hey, uh twin, you can talk game with me, you know that right? Your nephew Michael wants you talk game with me, by the way.

NEGATIVES <:ChateauStudiosRed:1206383088368615434>

5th - Nicholas
> Bye bye!

<@477615639754833920> fuck this gay ahh org

Why did u recommend me 💔

Yo I was bamboozled

what the fuck, bro??

yeah I’m crashing out on these weirdos

they had no logical reason to do that

And they will pay

They’ll soon be nickel-less

This episode my strategy is:

win the damn challenge, if we lose idol bluff!!

or yk what

If I’m going down

I’m going to do so with a crash

So help me god if we lose

I’m going to have a diabolical crash out

<@586877333248540676> I just made ftc in my other org

And yk what's kind of funny about it

Faith is the person who's going home right before ftc 😭

LMFAOOOO

will she vote for u omg..

If she doesn't its certified bitter

Bc two of the ftc ppl im sitting w are inactives who didn't try the entire season

😭

LMAOOO

thats rlly funny

I could totally still lose i need to lock in w ftc

I'd bet that not that many people have taken pokemon yet

Having vced with Wyatt I realize I actually don’t vibe with him

💀

I'm trying to get on good terms with everyone

So I can betray

Everyone

At least once

Hot take

It's kind of fun being a douche nozzle

I like being a little shit

So um what the fuck

Nobody is putting their trust in me

I’ll let it slide for one round

Then I’m crashing out

<@586877333248540676> well shit

It's been fun dawg

I'm getting the vibes that it's my time

Love ya man

IM CAUSING CHAOS!!

FUCK YES

Okay

So basically

I just got away w leaking a vote

And saved my ally's ass

While staying in good with both sides

AHHH

AHHH

IM GOING FROM THE BOTTOM TO THE TOP DONT CALL THIS ANCIENT GREECE

I hope she's leaving these now!

<@&1414008636451197038>

- How are you feeling about your spot in the game right now?
- Can you recap the previous few big events from your POV?
- Who are you feeling like CAN or CANNOT be trusted at the moment?
- Any other insight you want to bless us with? <:blue_blush:1314038141363032134>

Lemme do this tonight

How are you feeling about your spot in the game right now?

<:Water:1129931261012619346> <:Water:1129931261012619346> <:Water:1129931261012619346> WISHIWASHI

I'm very very very chaotic rn. I think I'm in immediate danger here. I'm very excited about that.

Can you recap the previous few big events from your POV?

I did a lie 🙂 I got called on it and now im gaslighting all

Who are you feeling like CAN or CANNOT be trusted at the moment?

I cannot be trusted. Everyone else can.

Any other insight you want to bless us with? <:blue_blush:1314038141363032134>

I'm gay

<@477615639754833920> I'm actually so heavily regretting this for my game

But for the fun of the game

I'm happy

I think I’m honestly cooked

the fact that ppl think it’s Wyatt

Is so odd

No communication sucks nards

Break days are annoyin

Also

What

How am I still here

💀

I'll probably use this some tomorrow

To update the specs

so they're not left dry

<@586877333248540676> when will the prejurors be able to see all this

Also have we made the jury?

<:shrug:1293025285754720336>

20.78 is the average age of our merge

Also

Distortion world being a tribe

I'm convinced it won't be a one-time thing.

We have gotten around 9 months younger on average as a cast

Which is odd

Bc that's not usually how that works

I'm going to call this an older cast by my usual org standards

A lot of orgs i've played/hosted the average age is around 16-18

But oh well

Especially bc in the gif

Nicholas is being sent there

I hate silence!!

ALMOST FREE FROM SILENCE

And now that the game is back

I'm not using this

💀

I hate my stupid chungus game

If I can gaslight david

not david

Wyatt

I guess i do type david's name accidentally sometimes

But

Anyways

If i can gaslight wyatt into thinking i didnt mean to bring back david

THATS SO FUNNY

OKAY SO

RIGHT NOW

IM WORKING MY PEAK SOCIAL GAME

I have officially survived 8 episodes of this season!

I'm so done w this

I feel like I ruined the entertainment value of two episodes

<@864251306201055233> are we fucking deadass

This season is so 😭

I'm genuinely frustrated for fio at the moment

Once he finds out that i'm cheating too...

(jkjk)

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-bosco-drag-race-all-stars-10-gif-16000516911340606759

Watch out hoes

I'm... like still here

I think

I think it’s funny that I ended faith twice

i also think it’s just not great to be here with people like Wyatt and Luis

I had the energy to toy with Wyatt a little bit

Bc it was funny as fuck

but like

God damn

I don’t even have the energy to pretend with Luis

Drew will fucking Rue the day that he picked me

Oh my god.

<@802844907478712381> im so sad u didnt get the reference 🙁

Help i never watched that show

it's the "he didn't say i couldnt siiiiing"

Okay so i just designed a master game plan

And then i didn't realize

that it was f13

I thought it was f11

I excluded david and bazz from my writeup 💀

Also

I'm completely aware

that i'm not winning this season

I am here as a part of operation save fio

https://tenor.com/view/joella-flop-joella-flop-joella-drop-joella-deathdrop-gif-4446742866024592396

Do i want Luis to stay?

Fuck no

if I need to pretend to be with Luis to make them think they’re staying I will

BUTTT

if it’s real

And I can get support

I’d KIND OF fuck w it for my game

Holy shit I’m TOAST

OKAY LET ME SOCIALLY LOCK IN

https://tenor.com/view/thankyou-jonah-and-alex-gif-10236473324613230715

My strategy is to feign delusion.

I am going to act like I think I have more power than I do

While in reality, I know that I'm not in a good position

This allows for people to be less sneaky in regards to what they say about me

Bc they think I don't know about what they're talking about

When I do

So if I feign delusion I can essentially get people to start being messier.

<@586877333248540676> where our pokemons at

<@383427668617723910> twin sorry for not bringing you back

I live for the bit

Bit city is my home town

# CONF QUESTIONS <@&1414008636451197038> ANSWER OR YOU GET A STRIKE AND MADE FUN OF 🥰

1. Last Tribal we saw Luis bite the dust in a near-unanimous vote. Was this a good or bad outcome for your game? If you think that maybe this set the tone for the future of the game, what's that tone look like in your eyes?
2. How do you feel about the <@&1433272056123752549> tribe (Cooper/David/Fuggles/Jakey/Jess/Nub)? What possible pairings do you see here, or potentially anyone you have your eye on at this point in the game? On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being "sitting comfortably" and 10 being "i am cooked", how would you rate your De-Merge Tribe?
3. With the round both being a double elimination but also slightly longer, how does that impact your approach? Obviously you've got to play a little harder, the question is how?
4. What're your thoughts about the <@&1414011075980169336> twist that will allow for players to return to the game? Out of Derek/Kebab/Nicholas/Luis, who do you think/want to return to the game and why? Do you think you have a chance to make a comeback if you're voted out this round?
5. Are you locked in or dilly-dallying??

Question 1 <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> This was a bad short-term outcome for my game. I needed a shield like that in a tribal like this where I'm vulnerable. I needed a major screwup from Luis in a round like this to pad my own social shortcomings. Long-term, if I play my cards right, we don't need to see too much impact.

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Question 2 <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> I think I need to take the shot at Nub here. Easily. I am sitting at a seven now.

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Question 3 <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> It won't change anything LMAOOOO. No shade.

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Question 4 <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> I would like Derek back bc I had a working relationship with them. I think I have no chance if I lose LMAOO.

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Question 5 <a:firepink:1057928418500562984>
> I am dillying and dallying.

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Something that bothers me in life lately is how little I matter. I know life doesn't really matter bc we die and all, but i'm just so sad that during my time here I can't make much of an impact. My legacy will be left behind within a generation or two.

you matter whether you realize it or not love!

Thank you twin

it's hard to think that sometimes

I just realized that every attempt for me to be entertaining has messed up part of the season

💀

Ragebaiting faith caused an ejection

Bringing david back caused 3 rounds of boring gameplay

I might've single handedly caused a pagonging against myself

While on the og tribe doing the pagonging

???

Chat is this peak gameplay

holy HIGHWAY ROBBERY

yeah that was ass LMAOO

gl in distortion!

So like doo

*fio

You could’ve avoided this

By doing the pokemon

The way the pokemon works

😭

when we planned the twist out we wanted all rolls to be the same, for instance if another player used shot in the dark alongside wyatt at the nicholas tribal it would've all been under one roll

just because i dont like it being too luck dependent

i COMPLETELY understand your frustrations

and i apologize for it not working out in your favor

but thank you so much for gracing us w/ ur presence, good luck in distortion <3

No worries

This is what I get for listening to my allies

If we voted jessica like i'd wanted

Christ

I'm actually so sad

I want to go back in fio

ignore my public lying

Girl why am I using my cf as a dihstortion ho

Why can’t I see the episode titles <@586877333248540676>

bc my perms suck ass

Me waiting for my episode title...

Holy god man

Prayers for me and my game rn

A world in which I get 16th is a bad world

I still think I can make it

If I peep game and lock in

Very sad

About my performance this season

Much love to woofley

Also if i didnt get out as soon as i did

I wouldnt be trying in my other org

but

yk

there's always tomorrow

<:hug:1434662847572606996>

CONGRATS ON UR AWARD

THANK YOU!!!

EEEEEH

I didn't expect it but i am honored

I exemplify fiovivor